my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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