when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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