"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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