Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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