my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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