I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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