I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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