Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
