I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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