Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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