Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
