shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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