she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The air was thick with penises
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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