It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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