used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Pooping to opera.
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