Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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