So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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