im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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