He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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