pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
