i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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