He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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