How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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