It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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