ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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