You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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