The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Randomize
