OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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