There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
So vagazzling was a success
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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