You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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