I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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