you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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