NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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