bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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