I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
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go home
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
