I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I currently don't understand fingers.
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