doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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