just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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