Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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