First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I FOUND THE LEGS
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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