your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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