I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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