If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Walk of Shame today included voting.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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