Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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