I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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