Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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