you traded sex for a burrito?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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