Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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