Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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