Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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